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A RARE Mc Donalds delicacy. A sandwich constructed by replacing the bread from a McRib with 2 Apple Pies.
I can't wait for the McRib to come back so I can make a Mc Eden.
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A football player from Belgium. Currently plays for Chelsea. Famous for his world class dribbling skills and also for having a fat ass.
'Eden Hazard was on fire today, scoring one goal and assisting in another.''
'Man I ain't gay but I would pay 50 bucks just to slap Hazard's ass once'
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eden is short as fuck, hes super fast and really smat. He has so many friends though. Anyone who is eden's friend is super kind to serve someone with so many friends. he is funny. and still short as fuck
damn eden, youre so fucking short,
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Nestled in the foothills of the Blue Ridge mountains, Eden is one of the shittiest towns south of the Virginia border. During daylight hours, many of their convenience stores have glass stem roses and chore boys in the same display cabinet. The largest competition in town is the race to see which is worse, the dropout rate, teen pregnancy rate, unemployment rate, and crime rate. At any given time, you'll likely encounter trailer urchins in squatted trucks with straight piped exhaust. Likely they are blasting shitty trap music while getting road head from an underage girl they more than likely picked up at Sheetz or Walmart. At one time, Miller Brewing was a prominent employer in town, but God left town the day they left. For fun, residents enjoy the Eden Inn, which was voted best place to overdose in the county! Shoplifting from Walmart is also a popular pastime idea, and although Miller Brewing is gone, the locals like their beer the way they like their violence: Domestic.
God himself tried to clean the place up with a tornado in 2017, but the tornado must have been high because it hardly cleaned up anything. When approached for comment, he replied that he just didn't see why a perfectly good EF5 tornado should be wasted on the town when the opioid crisis is slowly but surely thinning the herd.
Did you see the crime report? Eden, NC is tripping
What I love about Eden, NC is stepping on a heroin syringe shortly after being called a motherfucker by a 9 year old
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The best Belgian player and premier league winger of all time and has the biggest batty
Dad:Did you cry when Eden Hazard left?
Son: Yes dad I didn’t speak to anyone for 15 weeks. I’ll forever remember that huge batty
a hot teen actress known for her portrayal as "Jocelyn jacks" on ABC's General Hospital
"damn did you see eden mccoy?"
"ya dude she's perfect"
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A school located in St Catharines, Ontario, Canada.
It is full of the Chritianiest Christians that ever worshiped Christ.
Known all over the Niagara Region as such, and just resently took the location of Lakeport School causing it to close down.
The students that attend are commonly referred to as "Edeners".
1."Did you ask out that chick?" "No way! I found out she goes to Eden High, man."
2. "You know that girl we had over here last night? Guess what, she goes to Eden." "Really, i would have never though of her to be an Edener"
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