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Mike couldn't believe he got the Egyptian VD from a damned mosquito!
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when everytime a certain fan watches a sports game, the team he/she roots for happens to lose
"Everytime Jessica watches the Giants they lose, cause shes such an egyptian jinx"
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The act of a threesome, in which two guyz go in from the back and front at the same time, and revolve like a corkscrew going in and out while taking a piss.
An egyptian corkscrew is like a drill taking out a screw in a floorboard.
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A hangover in which a person is uncontrollably vomiting and pooping simultaneously thus making them look egyptian
Max : Last Night was amazing
Nate : Yea but i have an egyptian hangover today it sucks
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A phrase to show that someone is completely clueless. The Egyptian two-step in when a male exits the bathroom after urination but forgets to zip his fly, such that his junk swings to one side with a right step, then swings to the other with a left step. The male is totally clueless that this is occurring.
Did he realize that he just misfired the weapon in the wrong direction? No? Have him do the Egyptian two-step over to do some push ups.
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When, during seemingly straight porn, another gentleman appears from off screen and proceeds to fuck the male who is fucking the female
Dude I was watching this porn last night and they totally pulled an Egyptian tomb raider!
The act of draping ones balls over another persons eyes, while covering there nose with your penis.
Nothing says "I love you" or "I hate you" like giving someone an egyptian love mask.