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a) the day we americans re-elected the asshole that killed off so many Iraqis and even our own soldiers
b) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who put us in the deepest national debt since the Great Depression
c) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who wants to merge church and state and is against 2 guys kissing but not 20 terrorists fucking up our nation
d) the day we americans did not elect the other idiot (kerry) who probably would have done just as bad a job but at least he wasn't a fucking right-winger
e) the day i almost shot myself, america is so stupid
i can't believe that all you fuckers listened to the goddamn ads that said to "VOTE BUSH: presidential election 2004". America's fucked. So next time, can we please elect billie joe armstrong? who has been running ever since 2000?
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The time when the American public must decide who they want to fuck up their country for the next 4 years.
Flip a quarter and vote accordingly...
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Also abbreviated as EPM; A group of people who exist in circles on Twitter, US Elections Atlas, and in our polling institutions that twist the data to favor their side in order to change the outcome of the election.
The Election Prediction Mafia was trolled excellently by fans of Red Eagle yesterday when they confirmed their analysis of the most recent primary to be completely false.
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When there's an election, but only one candidate is running.
"I was gonna go vote for mayor, but I found out there was only one person running for it, it was a North Korean Election."
A mating-call of neanderthal racist simple-minded redneck fuckers.
Let's re-elect Bush. Toby Keith kicks ass. Come on Dale Jr. I'm in love with my cousin.
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an election between an ethics-breaker, a potato, a separatist and a victim-player.
We all know that Justin Trudeau will drop the writ any moment now........................to regain the majority he lost in 2019. It's disgusting the way he's using a vaccine rollout to gain a third term. The 2021 Canadian Election is such a disappointment.
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Celebrating your candidate's victory before the fat lady sings, the dust settles and the final count is in. A serious medical problem which may result in loss of friends, credibility or face.
If you or a loved one suffers from "premature elect-elation," there IS help. Celebrating before the final count is in, is a serious problem and may result in loss of friends, credibility or face...and if you really think it's over and there are no more surprises to see...you haven't been paying attention for the past year.