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Elias and Aira are the best couple.They are perfect for each other and they belong together.They would be unstoppable together and unsepprable even in their thick and thins.
Dude did you see that couple
Its the best couple ever because it is Elias and Aira
a sexy man known for being truly voluptuous. he is so hot. often accompanied by IGOR or "desseeert!" in public. never to be caught naked, he always has sex fully clothed
Damn, Elias Perisic just boned that hot chick over there, her boobies were out.
Elias Perisic had sex with my moms.
Someone who has made a not so simplemistake. Multiple times.
Robert: Hey, have you seen my phone anywhere?
Mike: Dude you’re literally using your phone to text me.
Robert: oh.... right.....
Mike: you just pulled an Elias haven’t you?
Robert: yeah......
Mike: this is the 4th time this week you’ve made this mistake.
the best person to ever exsist. way cooler than u and is simping for someone way swaggier than u. he only loves courtney and no one else. thankyou.
Girl: omg did you hear courtney and elias childers are dating?
Girl 2: omg yes she’s so lucky!
Hes a bloody cunt that is incredibly annoying, especially if you sit besides him in maths, and he always either attempts to outsmart you or physically hurt you
Me: Owen What's up
Owen elias: nothing you idiot, btw fo you know the pythagorean theory because I do.
Me:of course I do you silly nonce
Owen elias: ok the fuck you "proceeds to kick my shin"
Elias’ are like cooked marshmallows, burnt and brown on the outside, yet gooey in the middle. They’re all nasty at tennis, boys scouts, and love burning stuff. At heart they are all arsonists, but get paid for it, because why do something you’re good at for free? Forever lonely in life, these nerds wander the internet trying to find out how to be actually attractive. All in all I would not want to be an Elias.
Who’s he?
Oh, he’s Elias.
Yikes, wouldn’t want to be named that.
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