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a complete disconnect from reality
dad: son, stop living in Elmo's world.
son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater
dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater excuse me, at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but ideas that are considered beyond eccentric in their socio-cultural and historical zeitgeists. you are, however, even beyond living underwater
Just a babies show but I watch it,,
Person 1: Can you sing
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Show me:
Person 2: Lalalalala Elmo's world lalalal elmo's world Elmo loves his goldfish his crayon too , THAT'S ELMO'S WORLD!!!!!
Person: Well done, Great
What you call your ginger friend's penis
Hey Will put your shorts back on. No one's tryin to see that elmo dick
The elmo religion is absloutely a cult.
girl on first date: "so are you religious?"
me: *pinky up sipping Shrek juice* "why yes, in fact I am pope of the elmo religion"
elmo bob is slang for a speedball of bob dope and elmo coke. Bob dope is a form of fent dope that is dyed yellow, while elmo coke is cocaine that is red in color.
When users combine these 2 substances to create a speedball, they often call it an elmo bob.
Jamarcus: I'm about to slam this elmo bob
Terrence: Someone call 911
A sex position described as having a candle too close to the bed and someones hair catches fire while the other person cums, then laughs at the expense of their partner.
My girl and I were having sex and she pulled a flaming Elmo on me. When I came she said,"that tickles".