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Teacher: let's do the Elmo slide! everyone join in!
Elmo: get your ass dancing!
A small elderly women that appears to have a fuck-ton of Botox in her blood stream, and looks just like the star of sesame Street
“Dude our substitute math teacher is Botox Elmo”
What you call your ginger friend's penis
Hey Will put your shorts back on. No one's tryin to see that elmo dick
The elmo religion is absloutely a cult.
girl on first date: "so are you religious?"
me: *pinky up sipping Shrek juice* "why yes, in fact I am pope of the elmo religion"
a complete disconnect from reality
dad: son, stop living in Elmo's world.
son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater
dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater excuse me, at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but ideas that are considered beyond eccentric in their socio-cultural and historical zeitgeists. you are, however, even beyond living underwater
Just a babies show but I watch it,,
Person 1: Can you sing
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Show me:
Person 2: Lalalalala Elmo's world lalalal elmo's world Elmo loves his goldfish his crayon too , THAT'S ELMO'S WORLD!!!!!
Person: Well done, Great