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When a guy blows his load all over a girl. One would say this is another word for money shot.
Jermaine: Yo franks, what'd you do with Geena last night?
Franklin: Yeah man I took that girl out to the Olive Garden then took her back to my pad and gave her one big snow emergency.
Jermaine: Haha, word.
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Chocolate you eat when you go through: Chocolate craving, lovesickness, Exam Pressure, mild anxiety and extreme hunger.
Girl: Oh eem gee!! This is so not my day!
Friend: Why? What's goin' on?
Girl: I'm feelin' blue...
Friend: Why don’t you grab some Emergency chocolate that will sure make you feel better.
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In the aftermath of a party, or other social event, the remnants of all of the opened beers (all different kinds) that were left lying around are poured into a gallon jug in case of a beer emergency.
Don't forget to add to the emergency beer before getting rid of those containers.
An emergency spliff (or emergency joint/blunt) is a spliff you didn't bother finish, so you put it in your pocket for when an emergency comes up, aka. a situation where you just need some high quality dank.
Dude: Oh man, we're going to the cinema to watch Sausage Party later, it sure would be nice with some dank right now
Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!
Dude: Fuck yes
A person who can not fight but is able to get down if need be.
That boy Raymond cant fight but he got them emergency hands.
When you're banging a chick from behind and she grabs your dick and yanks it up to her ass, similar to how one would engage a traditional parking brake on a car.
"Yeah so Im fucking this chick from behind, she yells "EMERGENCY BRAKE!" and next thing I know its in her ass!
Something you save for an emergency, like stashing chocolate in your desk for a major craving or keeping an umbrella in your car in case it rains.
I remember going on date during a hike and pulling out a thin tubular flashlight when my date asked me what it was for I mentioned it was my emergency cock.