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When a guy licks a pussy That Good That his tongue hurts the next day.
I dirty emiled her yesterday again.
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An Icelandic boy of either 16 or 17 years who is the boyfriend to someone living in Hong Kong.
Person 1: Hey, Leone, who is that boy you've been texting lately?
Person 2: Oh that's my boyfriend Emil Steilssen.
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A disorder of the inner ear which effects balance and causes an individual to feel unsteady, for example when standing or walking. It may be accompanied by symptoms of being giddy, woozy, or having a sensation of movement, spinning, or floating. Named after the famously unbalanced England soccer player Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey whose (rare) goal celebrations consisted of collapsing whilst clutching his ear.
Sheedo is laid up with the Emile Heskey Syndrome. Again.
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Emile Smith Rowe is the best youngster in the world. He is miles clear of that mount guy and people find it hilarious when someone bring Bryan gil into the conversation. Smith Rowe has often been labelled the next messi (even though he is better)
Oh look, its Emile smith Rowe, the goat! I like it, I like it, I like it….
The pre-medical advisor at George Mason University. While his role at the school is to help students he does nothing but make a stressful process more so. He warns his young flock not to leave voice mails on his phone, telling them that email is the best way to reach him, then he proceeds not to respond to emails for days, if not weeks. Dr.Chucks asks for professionality from students yet cannot even give them the courtesy of returned calls and properly formated emails. Applying to medical school is a process bound by time constraints and he seems bound and determined to put Mason students behind schedual.
Ken - "Dr. Emil Chuck, how many letters of recomendation should I have?'
Dr. Chuck - "All the instructions are in my wonderfull webinars, I am submitting them for a Golden Globe."
Ken- "We'll I am working at a doctor's office, you know to get into medical school, and taking classes, do you suppose you could just tell me?"
Dr. Chuck- "No I am god you should listen to my webinars and commit them to heart, do not disturb me."
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Baron Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim (June 4, 1867 – January 28, 1951) was the Commander-in-Chief of Finland's Defence Forces, Marshal of Finland, an astute politician and a successful military commander. He was the sixth President of Finland (1944–1946). Mannerheim was born in the Grand Duchy of Finland to a notable Finnish noble family that had migrated during the 17th century to Sweden-Finland from The Netherlands. He started his military career in the Imperial Russian army, becoming the leader of Finnish government forces in the civil war of 1918 and during the Second World War.
"Did you see that white old man, Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim?"
"-Yes, nice moustaches'"
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