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The refuge of thrash and death-thrash fanboys from the 80's; typically hates 90's metal which they label "groove" metal/"post thrash" Their no. 1 object of hate is Pantera or Metallica or any commercially successful band from the 80's. A typical encyclopedia metallum imbecile abides by the following: anything that is fast, chaotic or technical or un-listenable is considered metal while anything that has any semblance of melody, variety or is not fast enough is considered not metal enough. Frankly, I don't understand why speed should be such a goddamn issue, I want feeling and excitement in my music, if you want speed, watch the Grand Prix for fuck's sake
a bunch of asswipes who cannot fathom why <insert name of obscure 80's band here> never made it big while Sepultura, Metallica are now fucking millionaires with mansions and sports cars
typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: Pantera's Far Beyond Driven is total shit, I give it 0%
me: You're wrong, FBD is such a godly album
typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: It has nothing but groove, it's not a real thrash album!
me: who cares? it's good music
typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: I tell you it sucks, it ain't worth shit.
me: can you name any songs from FBD aside from the obvious mtv shit (5 minutes alone, i'm broken) to illustrate your point that it's shit?
typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: Let me see...uh huh, uh huh, I guess I forgot the songs in there (embarrassed laugh)
me: you make me sick, how could you say it sucks when you haven't listened to the album in the first place you little shit?
typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: I guess it's because it's the "in" thing to hate on pantera...
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A wiki made by some cool people that were banned from Wikipedia by jealous conservatives. It's like Urban Dictionary except... an encyclopedia. Also, it revolves around LiveJournal drama.
Wow, I didn't know that Al Gore invented the internets! Thanks, Encyclopedia Dramatica!
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A funny wiki-parody site that should never be taken seriously. If you want serious business, go mess with football. Often considered to be in the same league as Something Awful and 4chan.
People shouldn't be hating on this site so much. It's done some great things for the internet.
Encyclopedia Dramatica even helps you with your homework! Do a report on Hal Turner or the Habbo Raids today and watch your grade point average soar!
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Encyclopedia Dramatica is a joke encyclopedia that embodies the very essence of offensiveness and the phrase "if you can't beat them, join them". It manages to be funny not because of the wit of its writers, but because of the reactions it incites.
I mean seriously, look at the other definitions on urbandictionary that insult Encyclopedia Dramatica. Don't they look familiar?
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Hella funny satire that humorless bores on Urban Dictionary apparently get offended by. However, as ingenious as it can be, the site suffers from the overuse of the word 'furry,' as it's written on nearly every paragraph.
These people can't handle the LULZ on Encyclopedia Dramatica. They made fun of their favorited bubble gum pop band My Chemical Romance on the intrawebz, and now they're offended for life and will now go do some cutting.
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Imagine if The Onion made a satirical version of Wikipedia and you're halfway there. Effectively breaking rules 1 and 2 of the internet, it's also the first stop for anyone who doesn't understand all memes on 4chan.
Farrakh: You know, I usually only go to Encyclopedia Dramatica for it's pictures.
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a phrase used by UD editors while reading 750 word definitions that never quite seem to finish.
after reading the def for "radical feminism," and realizing it took me almost half an hour to learn nothing, I said to myself "jesus freakin christ, it's not urban encyclopedia!"
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