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Was a massive battle during the caveman era. Not talked about bc history teaches are scared of the man himself. Foongus Shmoongus, son of Bungus Ungus. He fought in the war and never lost a battle. The war started bc Fulongus Shmongus owd Foongus a lot of money in a gamble, but he said, "You suck lmao!" This pissed off Foongus, so he kiiled Fulongus Shmongus, thus starting the war.
Jamarion: Have you heard of the Ooga Booga Event?
Quangle Wingle Wongle: No. What is it?
Jamarion: "Tells the whole story."
Quangle Wingle Wongle: Wow! That's really cool.
Jamarion: Ikr, I found it out by looking it up on the Urban Dictionary, the most trusted dictionary for any sort of research.
Has a 1 in 12 chance to occur every 24 hours.
Warning, a random chimp event is in progress
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Invented by Ariel Helwani. A phrase used to denote a fight on an MMA fight card that garners much attention from the MMA fan base. A fight that fans are looking forward to watching just as much, if not more, than the card’s actual main event.
Ariel Helwani: The fight that fans are looking forward to most is Todd Duffee vs Gian Villante, it is without a doubt the people’s main event. Okay guys I’ll see you next week, same time, same place, till then I say, “Peace, I’m outta here!”
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A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.
dude 1: I just got shut down by that hot chick at the bar.
dude 2: In a shocking turn of events!
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When something occurs that necessitates the acquisition of a replacement wife.
"Dude, did you hear? Tarkowski caught his wife in bed with another woman."
"No way! That's awesome!"
"Not really. Neither of them were in the kitchen where they're supposed to be."
"Bummer man, they should know better. That's a wife changing event."
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When there is an event oncoming, and you decide to leave any work you have until after the event has ended. This can be because it feels like you cannot get much done in the time until the event starts, or a subtle means of procrastination.
Louis has a badminton match in 2 hours, and a physics test tomorrow, but because the badminton match is 'only' in two hours, he decides to just start studying once the match has ended. He is practising pre-event prevention of his studies.
an unexpected event that significantly changes current happenings
Everyone was distracted by the black swan event that occurred.
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