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A tall man who likes to secretly watch gay porn, he also has small ears
a fucking ape who has the smallest dick and loveessss children
Hey look, its a ewan. Make sure to take your children away!
ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod. In his clueless nature, he will never understand how to show affection and is completely indolent when it comes to trying in every aspect. This slow moving and good for nothing moron will neglect, mistreat and disrespect you on every level. He will gaslight and blame his inconstant and disloyal behaviour on everything but himself, so don't even think about confronting him about anything. Ewan will be thoroughly and unconditionally tiresome with his ambiguous language, constantly failing to see both sides of the story.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.
Me:"Gosh i feel as if i'm trying to draw blood out of a stone"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"
Best forex trader in the world.
Mr Racking
He is built different.
Omg there is Ewan the best forex trader alive!
Someone who likes happy tapioca
Ewan Gould is so wierd he really love happy tapioca