chinese exit

When somebody stealthily leaves a social gathering unbeknownst to the rest of the attendees.

"Where did Dean slope off to?"
"Ah I think he's made a Chinese exit again..."

cobain exit

To commit suicide. Former Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain ended his own life, thus making his final exit.

I really wish the asshole would make a cobain exit.

The Torrance Exit

Choosing to opt out of the EULA of existence by freezing to death in a store’s walk-in freezer.

Jimmy ended up taking The Torrance Exit at Wawa the other day. At least he didn’t die sweaty.

Royal Exit

When your roommates wake up before your one night stand does and escort them to the door whilst heckling them.

I wanted to call her but they gave her a royal exit before I could get her number.

filipino exit

To leave a gathering without anyone noticing or saying goodbye.

"Dude , you disappeared last night!?"
"Yeah , my ex showed up so I had to bust a filipino exit"

cuban exit

Is when you depart before it starts without telling anyone.

Man, you really pulled a cuban exit last night. One moment you were helping with the chairs and then nothing.

Fire Exit

term for the anus after anal sex

"Ouch! My Fire Exit!"