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When you go to shit and everything rockets out of your ass all at once, and is usually part liquid.
My wife can't have milk because she suffers from EBS (Exploding Butt Syndrome)
When the pen you have in your pen or pocket leaks everywhere- and stains everything.
Some dude: Aw shit my pen exploded!!
Some other dude: killer queen has already touched that pen.
Telling someone your a homosexual by shouting it at the top of your lungs
Billie: So, yesterday Becky ran up to me and shouted 'I'M A LESBIAN' at the top of her lungs
Ruth: So you're saying she's exploding out of the closet?
Billie: What?
Exploding Head Syndrome, Aka EHS, is the felling you get, especially females, when you almost drifted to sleep, and you hear a loud sound like an explosion, fireworks, or even a gun shot. The victim then wakes up with no explanation.
You might have just got the Exploding head syndrome.
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While in the act of doing a mushroom stamp, you jizz(explode) at the same time.
Do the exploding mushroom stamp to your mother
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A disease that causes moms to spontaneously combust at any given moment. It is currently without a cure
“Dude, why would you say that? My mom has exploding mom disease!! I bet you feel horrible now…”