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facially challenged

An ugly or unfortunate looking person; especially in the face.

Poor girl is so facially challenged, she'll be a virgin for life.

by Red Riding Hood April 7, 2006

57๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gentleman's Facial

The Gentleman's Facial occurs when a man ejaculates inside an unsuspecting woman's mouth when receiving a blowjob. The woman becomes so enraged over this, she spits his jizz directly back upon the man's face, giving him a gentleman's facial.

He gave me no warning that he was coming in my mouth. I gave him a Gentleman's Facial just to teach his sorry ass a lesson.

by Penishate August 13, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


fetal facial

Ejaculating inside a woman's vagina while she is pregnant so that the developing fetus is coated.

"I gave that kid a fetal facial every day for nine months!"

by BubBLeB0y August 3, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


facial disgracial

Similar to burn, harshed upon moded, diss but way more brutal. Like "haa haa" said by Nelson from The Simpsons but way more malicious. Said in conjunction with the "facemask" signal used by NFL referees when calling a facemask foul. Debate still ongoing whether doing the facemask signal is technically "facing" yourself and one should actually direct the facemask gesture toward the one you are "facing." Synonomous with face.

Darren thanked Chris for his lame Redwings loosening up the Oilers so his team could kick their ass in the play-offs and added "facialllllllll" with a thrusting facemask meneuver.
Zach was trying trick Luis into falling into a tiger trap when he tripped and fell into the trap himself. Luis happened upon the bloddy scene and uttered "oh, facial disgracial."

by deuce carver May 9, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


German Facial

When a person walks through a steaming sewer vent and breathes in deeply. This may cause a smell or taste that lingers for hours and possibly be followed by gagging, vomiting, or your friends laughing at you for hours.

Lets take the sidewalk on the other side of the street. I don't want to get a german facial.

by Besieged August 6, 2011

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Facial discrimination

1. The act of judging/categorising someone, based on their face.
2. Teasing the formation of someone's face in a judgemental fashion.

Bully: oi your nose should be around 0.362 millimetres to the left!
Victim: Wow stop looking at me so closely pervert, ooh and that's facial discrimination (thanks pengueleon for that new word you're so cool and you should get word of the week.)

by Pengueleon June 11, 2016

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop facial

Much like the average facial we all know and love, except in this case the ejaculate is replaced with shit from ones anus.

The dirty german girl couldnt get enough skat porn, so I offered to give the frowlein a poop facial

by Silfmiester May 24, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž