A lost soul whose only purpose in life is to toil dawn til dusk in the dreaded office job. The resident worker of a cube farm.
As a cube farmer at the cube farm, the only thing I can grow is a fatter ass.
1. A concession worker at the cinemas who put popcorn in bags or buckets using a popcorn scoop.
"I heard he got a job as a popcorn farmer at the movies"
"Failing theme parks, unsold Halloween costumes rotting on the docks, mass suicides by popcorn farmers, anything worse!..."
Jadams the Farmer is a very... unique person... In his spare time, he likes to ride a horse cause he can't stand cars but if you want to go into detail he prefers carbon neutral horses. His favorite game is Farming Simulator 19 and spends most of his time bragging to his Minecraft girlfriends about his farming crops.
Sasha: Hey have you heard about the guy called Jadams The Farmer?
Cedric: Yeah but don't Jadam in Jadams The Farmer
The act of evacuating one nostril while holding the other shut.
Viscous goo dripped from his eye as the result of my well-aimed, farmer's sneeze.
A person, Can be male or female, Who brings another person to new freaky sexual heights or teaches them something new in bed they've never seen before. Word first knowingly used by Tourquoise Jeep recording artist's Flynt Flossy and Yung Humma
Person 1: Man, I f***ed this girl last night and she had her bed sitting inside of a cage.
Person 2: Daaayum, She's a Naughty farmer bro
A word used to describe someone in Natural-Selection who builds 20+ turrets to block alien movement, and constantly walks around repairing them with a welder.
Flayra is a turret farmer! KEKEKEKEKEKEKE
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When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.
(high-pitched voice) Shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!
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