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When you save up a few days worth of shit for a mighty Friday send-off.
Person 1: Hey, just checking if you’re doing alright health wise? I’ve noticed that you haven’t been as regular on your bathroom trips this week.
Person 2: oh, don’t worry about me, just saving up for a Fecal Friday.
A listing of individuals, companies, countries, etc. that have been found to be worthy of derision, or unworthy of attention.
Literally - Shit List.
Alternatively: Catalog of Crap
Phineas: "Pheobe got herself added to my fecal roster this morning."
Philo: "What kind of rooster?"
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This is the anger you feel upon stepping out from a shower or bath and discovering you need to have a bowel movement. You go from feeling freshly clean to feeling like you have a dirty ass.
As Brian stepped out of the shower a feeling in his guts sent him into a fecal rage.
A loss of cognitive capacities which is both pervasive and unexpected. Usually only lasts one day.
I am afraid I've developed fecal dementia. I can't remember shit today!
A test of true strength.
This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit.
See also: Bubble Challenge
"Hey! Where'd my new can of Febreze go?"
"Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm."
"I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar."
"Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."
a person who leaves fecal matter behind where it shouldnt be
gramps had a visit from the fecal fairy.
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The act of defacating on another being after they have recently passed stool in an attempt to restore or "reimburse them."
"After that big shit i took i was dying toget some Fecal Reimbursement"
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