Make a Bellamy of myself

Getting so drunk that your drunken antics are the same as one Matthew James Bellamy of Muse after a NME awards show

To Make a Bellamy of myself:

Dom: We had a massive ufo, we had-

Matt: It could've been bigger. It could have been bigger. It wasn't that big. Like, I wanted to do something like- I can't remember, we were doing a fesitval somewhere last year- and I wanted like, a REAL ufo. Not, not like a real ufo, but like, something that was coming out from, like, it had it's own propellers and a pilot, you know, like a, like a zeppelin, but like, circular shaped. We looked into and it cost like, it was gonna cost like, like hundreds of thousands and there was no clearance on health and safety depending on the weather, so it was like a big risk. I was saying, "Let's just fucking do it, you know? Let's just go for it!" Cos imagine if that thing just came over like, like, like I don't know where, like, Glastonbury or something. Imagine if it-

Dom: Just take it easy, take it easy...

Matt: Imagine if it just came over the audience. Be like, "The fuck is going on?" Like, "What's happening?! Is something in the sky?" Like, it'd be like, it would've been- it could've been great. I'm heading for greatness. I'm trying to get there, but it's a struggle. It's a long term struggle.

me, myself, and i

Lonely.

I'm here by myself, just me, myself, and I.

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I kill myself

An expression/idiom for when one is overly amused with ones own humor.

Zeus: "Hades, you should take it easy or you'll work yourself to death. Hahaha, get it? To death! Haha, I kill myself."

Comedian: "Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. Haha, I kill myself sometimes."

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i hate myself

if you searched this up because you geniunely DO hate yourself, please have hope.
things will get better, you are amazing.
we all have our ups and downs, stay strong.
i love you, no homo and no hetero.

please take care of yourself, and have a good day, evening or night.

Guy 1: I hate myself!
Guy 2: Don’t say that :(

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made it myself

The word art of combining actual food item names with or without pooping or peeing terms. Ultimately the implication of the final word/combo is that you actually made the food from poop or pee.

Hey, what's for breakfast? You want some Pooptarts or Cocoa Pooples? Made it myself.

-And/Or-

Here, have some lemonade with raspberries... made it myself.

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pissing myself laughing

laughing a lot within oneself, or with mates on something seriously funny

He walked into the office in red trousers n with half mustache, he looked so funny that I was pissing myself laughing.

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i shit myself

this is what you say when you shit yourself

guy 1: i shit myself

guy 2: same

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