A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.
"Oh my god look at my Stanley hair today!"
"This hairstyle? It's totally Stanley Straight"
The amazing Bird Boy that deserved way better.
A: who does Bill like?
B: Stanley Uris?
C: no Bevβ¦
Stanley Donahoo died in an epic cage fight. . . in the first two seconds. JOYCE DOMINATES!
the act of shitting into a condom, freezing it, and beating someone up with it
Tom was being a dick, so Joe purple Stanley'd him.
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While talking to a girl you randomly whip out your dick and start masturbating.
I totally Stanley Pringled that bitch I was mackin' it to at the library last night.
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When you shit on the carpet, and grind your partner's face into it.
You better clean up that dog shit before I give you a Stanley Steemer.
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To beat someone unconscious with a bust of a penis, and then proceed to sodomize them with a telescope.
It is essentially a sexual position - of course done consensually - that is a montage of Stanley Kubrick's movies.
Alex: Okay my droogies, now here was the lowdown...I met this fine yenta outside the Korova Milkbar, and I broke the fourth wall by Stanley Kubricking her.
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