bro im here cause im horny

i was actually horny, so i decided to make this a word :D

Jason: why are you on that sexual ass website again?

Hannah: bro im here cause im horny

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The main cause of death for children under 5

Me

What is the main cause of death for children under 5

Me

cause ah ah im in the stars tonight

AnD WeRe gOiNg To lIgHt ThAt FiR e And SeT The nigHt AliGht

cause ah ah im in the stars tonight and were going to light that fire and set the night alight

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Do what you want cause a pirate is free

You are a pirate!

Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!

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fuck me in the ass cause i love jesus

This is a song but it is called the Loophole it is funny as fuck so FUCK ME IN THE ASS CAUSE I LOVE JESUS

"Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus"

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cause bitch im the bomb like tick tick

A phrase used by lil wayne
He is the mother effin bomb bitch

Cause bitch im the bomb like tick tick hoesssssss.....
Im the bomb....boom you dead.

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Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire

Another variant of hot pussy

"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.