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When a line of multiple preteen/teen pregnancies result in the birth of a child generations before the other children that should be in its age group are conceived.
Mary has a daughter at age 13. Her daughter then has a daughter at age 14. When Mary is only 27 she has a granddaughter. Mary's granddaughter will grow up with friends that are an entire generation behind her. This is a generation lap.
when a girl is fucking you while she has a yeast infection and smears that goop all over your shit.
yo i ran into some lap butter the other night, it was horrible.
A intuitive bisexual position in which a man sits upon another mans lap and this chain continues upward stacking man on-top of man. Topping it all off with a women stacked upon the final penis, she represents the star of a Christmas tree. This position is best done during everyone's favorite time of the year. Christmas!
The day of the lords birth. We must honor him by performing Santa's lap!
The art of checking the security measures of a venue, so you know where to stash your drugs, failiure to do a brixton lap may results in the bouncer finding your drugs, and hence ruining the night.
Gremlin A : Hmm, do you think there is much security
Gremlin B: Let's do a Brixton Lap to make sure!
Engaging in sexual intercourse between the hours of 1 and 4am.
Can also apply to sex occurring within 3 minutes of waking up from an REM sleep.
"Yo Johnny, that's your 3rd cup of coffee before 10am, what gives bro???"
"Damn man, ran some midnight laps with the lady last night, never caught my second wind"
This occurs when you are driving around in a circular motion. Usually it occurs in small towns.
To flip laps you start at a starting point, usually a parking lot. From there you drive a few blocks, anywhere from 3-12. Then turn left or right, and keep turning that direction until you are back on the road you started on and return to the start point. This is a lap! Now continue doing this and you will be flippin' laps and all your friends will know it!
an airwave/radio friendly way of saying blowjob without getting in trouble from the censor board
come over and give me a lap kiss
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