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The guys that wrote that epic song about school shootings
“All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you better run, better run, outrun my gun”
~Mark Foster (lead singer of Foster The People)
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Like a Dirty Sanchez only you stick your finger in your own ass so that she does not see it coming.
I was going to attempt the Dirty Sanchez but I think she was suspicious, so thinking on my toes, I busted out with the Dirty Foster instead.
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How 'molestered' foster kids greet each other by touching each others genitals.
When Patrick met Renee, she gave him the foster handshake to make sure they could be friends.
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The "Jodie Foster" or "Jodie" is a slang term for Manhattan's Lower East Side. So called because the neighborhood's frequently used initials also sound out a slang term for lesbian, of which the "Silence of the Lambs" star is one of the most iconic.
"Hey, there's this party on the Jodie tonight, you down?"
"Isn't Jamawl from Bed-Stuy?"
"Nah, he's from the Jodie Foster"
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You skeet in your hand, and then proceed to flick the pastie remains in a persons face to get there attention.
Ted: Man, last night I could not quite reach the remote control, so I served my bitch the Jodie Foster.
Joey: Sweet!
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A gag reflex face. The face you make when you gag unexpectedly.
While recieving his blowjob, Foster came faster than than he had anticipated, and it surprised his woman. He came so fast and unexpectedly, that SHE couldnt help but gag! We call it a "Foster Face"
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A deviant sex act that involves using the tears of your emotionally abused partner as a lubricant. It can also refer to a penis lubed up with tears.
After berating her for being a filthy whore, he gave her a Salty Foster.