Fried Squirrel

A fart gone awry; an intention to release flatulence, and unintentionally poop your pants.

"I had to up and leave church 'cause I had to get some new got damned pants".

"Why?"

"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"

"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"

"Well, you did. You did"

you're fried

An expression as if someone did or said something dumb

Or if someone is high

lol you're fried

Freedom Fries

Words for eat this and don't try to back talk the USA. Used by the idiocy of america, a republican who wants to move the sheep of America into Isolation and Stupidity. A cracker who wants to share fries.

Would you like to eat my small fries. No, I would like you to poison yourself. Join the military, you'll enjoy a good forgetful death.

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Fried Rice

Despite all the other sexual and racist definitions of this word, Fried Rice is just another type of Asian food.

The Chinese restaurant across the street has some AMAZING Fried Rice.

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chicken fries

The best thing burger king has ever came up with. It's chicken. Or is it fries? Time can only tell

Mhmmm these chicken fries are mad good

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Brain fried

Studying so much and working so hard for some classes, that the individual is making more mistakes then correct things.

Dude, after taking that test, I am brain fried.

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freedom fries

In France, american cheese is now called idiot cheese

do we really need an example for this?

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