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Acronym for 'Forever Unreal'
b00n: lets liek go play sum q4
pr0: wtf! ut2004 fu!
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The pinnacle of video gaming.
Shaq Fu owns you and your Square hentai.
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a sega genesis game, starring shaquille o'neal and best described as 'bruce-lee and the harlem globetrotters had a demon/zombie/robot baby-spawn that everyone hated and loved at the same time'
shaq fu was teh suck.
c'mon, admit it. you owned shaq-fu. or at least rented it.
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The pursuit of physical and mental perfection.
Kung fu is used to take a chaotic mind and turn it into a flourishing garden of thought.
The physical side of Kung fu is what is seen on tv, its all people know about it because they are not worthy of its study until they realise it.
Kung fu comes in many many forms, it is not limited to a style, a style is somthing we make from kung fu.
Just because the styles available are what is on offer, does not mean that after you learn discipline in one style you cannot progress and create your own personal style based on what is essentially your most powerful stance, movement pattern, or technique.
Kung fu is misunderstood from its original intentions, purely because many heathens have gotten hold of it and are not following the rules associated with attaining and maintaining balance in thier lives.
Kung fu is not an excuse to pick fights, thought in this area is needed greatly because it is a fairly gentle art in most cases and this is misinterpreted.
The reason we are not shown what can be done by most kung fu masters is because of the nature of man and the overwhelming desire to do battle inherant within 'most' of us.
A dedicated passion for peace is what is needed to achieve control and perfection of the art.
Kung fu learner 'x' becomes gripped with what is in the movies.
He quickly loses control over the mental aspect through training only the body. this leads to very bad karma.
Kung fu learner 'Y' becomes gentle yet powerful and accurate through the correct path of 'mind first and foremost, body later' This leads to a very healthy lifestyle.
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The ability to find exactly what you need very quickly by implementing the use of certain words and phrases in Google or other similar Internet search engines.
It took me all of 2 seconds to find everything I needed. My Google-fu is very, very strong.
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1. The knowledge, expertise, and skill one acquires after years of Chinatown bus experiences and adventures, usually referring to Fung Wah.
2. The ancient Chinese martial art of escaping fires.
"Get there 10 minutes early, travel light, don't sit near the bathroom, bring your own food, hope for a 4-hour trip but plan for 6 or more... whoa -- I KNOW FUNG FU."
"One time my bus was leaking oil, so we were stranded in Connecticut for 8 HOURS!"
"Oh yeah? MY bus flipped over twice and then burst into flames -- and I survived."
"Wow, you are a true fung fu master."
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A sophisticated way to rage for Frenchies which is used instead of FFFFFFUUUUU.
PiTToIsEaU: Bonjour, can I have a baguette ? American: We do not sell baguettes here, sorry french faggot. PiTToIsEaU: le fu-
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