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Funeral for a Friend is not some gay ass band that all these definitions claim.
It is a song performed and co-written by Elton John. It is an epic 10:41 song, off the album Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, that may be the most smokin' tune ever.
You have not heard music if you haven't heard this song
Guy A: Have you heard Funeral for a Friend?
Guy B: Yea, man, they are so emo and rock
Guy A: No, you fucking fag, have you heard Funeral for a Friend?
Guy C: He's talking about the Elton John song you douchebag
Guy B: Oh, I suck cock so I didn't know
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This is what you call a person who attends numerous funerals without any connection to the family or the deceased. Only shows up to pretend they care and drum up business and to be "seen".
Jane: Josh left early yesterday to attend that young girl's funeral.
Mildred: What did she die of?
Jane: He didn't know. He is such a funeral whore.
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The act of placing a blackout drunk friend, who has vomited and passed out during the act of skinny dipping, on a boat or other aquatic vessel with the hope that they safely return to shore. This allows the rest of the group to continue enjoying their nude swimming experience.
This activity should preferably occur in a mangrove delta region in West Africa, or Scandanavia.
"Damn dude Will got so wasted last night we had to give him a Viking funeral so we could continue to chill naked."
"I just lost my job so I'm going to get Viking Funeral drunk tonight."
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An essential part of the Irish grieving process where the entire family of the deceased party gets totally shit-bombed to celebrate the life of their departed loved one.
No-shit kid, its an Irish Funeral
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friends that one gets just to be at their funeral
Bob wasn't very well liked but he got mad funeral friends before he died.
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i saw funeral for a friend at the barfly, it gained me so many scene points.
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when you're fucking your partner doggy style, you light their hair on fire and dunk his/her head in a toilet.
My apartment smelled like pure evil after i gave my girlfriend a viking funeral last night...
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