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When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it
Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.
A fungus you pick up normally on your feet when you swim in a pool that used for bath instead of a pool by the local landscape worker.
After swimming in the neighbors pool, my foot started to itch and breakout from Mexican Nut Fungus.
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A very contagous fungus which is transmitted by having a Bungus explore your anus. Called Mijunges because it was discovered by Gay Mijunges. See bungus
Damn, that nigga got Mijunges Bungus Fungus out is hizzow, Damn
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a white film surrounding the vagina after days with out washing. looks very much like cottage cheese.
i wanted to go down on my girlfriend, but her bean fungus was over bearing.
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A person with a penis that looks it has been left in the woods for 8 years, then sewn back on. They also have an absurdly large nose, almost too big for their head.
Lucas: did you see the fungus dick Jew last night?
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