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When you put an ice cube in a woman's vagina and rub your dick on her clit and she has a full bush
I almost froze my nuts off when I overstroked giving her a fuzzy zamboni.
A hairy, but absolutely wonderfully tight and warm, female vagina.
I fingered Sandy's fuzzy mimosa last night. She was so tight and wet. She was flopping around and squirting like a porn star.
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john couldn't wait to get down Jessy's pants to get to her fuzzy clam.
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When a man/woman steamroles there unshaved gooch over someones nose
Man this weekend was crazy, I was hanging out with my friends and they gave me a fuzzy wilkinson when I was sleeping.
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An extremely popular alcoholic beverage of the 1980s. Even guys were drinking this fruity concoction made of 1 shot of Vodka, 1 shot of Peach Schnapps and 2-3 parts orange juice. The best Fuzzy Navel would use REAL UNconcentrated orange juice. Wannabee "Cocktail" bartenders like Tom Cruise would argue which Schnapps was the best. Conclusively if it was/is a Schnapps made in Europe or Canada, it would very likely qualify as good enough. Bols from the Netherlands was a fine choice of many Nancy boy bartenders and good enough for the straight crowd as well.
Dwight: *- dancing to 'Safety Dance' -* "Hey Bro, could you order me a Fuzzy Navel!?"
Pat: *- staring at him like he just got pissed on -* "What is THAT man??!"
Dwight: *- exiting the dance floor seriously perturbed -* "Forget it man; just keep sucking on your pathetic wobbley pop loser."
Beth: *- overhearing the argument -* "Did I hear you say 'Fuzzy Navel!?' I'd love one; and can I take you home tonight so I can blow your socks off!"
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to put ones bare posterior directly above a sleeping person's nose and proceed to release wet flatulence upon them.
That bitch Tom gave me a wet willy in class...thought he was so funny...so I snuck into his room and gave him a fuzzy musket! It even splattered a little!
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When your low on money. Or simply don't have any money.
Hey joe, want to come get wasted tonight?
Sorry jay, i don't have enough fuzzies to support my peaches.
therefore, Joe is fuzzy peached
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