As of 2023, “gaffes” is the word the mainstream news media now use to describe the incoherent, nonsensical ramblings of an octogenarian white male with late-stage dementia with an IQ that was well below average prior to the onset of dementia.
For example, one of Joe Biden’s many “gaffes” include his statement: “We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean. We have plans to build it in…in Angola…We have plans to build one of the largest solar plants in the world. I could go on, but I’m not. I’m going off script, and I’m going to get in trouble.”
To get on. To consume or devour. To acquire.
Im'a gaff-on this pizza right quick then I'll be right over.
To throw pigeons at ones Gaff (house)
I'm going to pigeon your Gaff!!!
someone who invites loads of people to their gaff to shag them and their friends do the same in all rooms of the house
ahh stay away from mike he’s a gaff banger
a bathrobe that is worn around the house
wheres my gaff-cape? I gotta go cast some spells
Soft shoes worn inside your gaff (home) to protect your feet and your carpets.
I went down the corner shop to get some milk and forgot I was wearing my gaff shoes.