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watermelon gambit

A special move where one yells watermelon gambit and draws a dick on the closest items

WATERMELON GAMBIT
*draws dick*

by Peter Griffin Jr June 2, 2023


Cumsock licker gambit

It is an opening in chess where you sacrifice your king for queen to checkmate the bishop. This has been used by grandmasters through out the century, grandmasters who use this openings are Magnus Carlsen, Emory Tate, and etc.

Opponent: OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST USE THE "Cumsock licker gambit", MAN IM SO DONE FOR!!
You: Checkmate mofo......

by bihon boy February 12, 2023


Lesbian's Gambit

When you're gonna go on a date, and you're excited about it all week, but the moment it comes up, you get super nervous.

GF1: "Excited for the date today?"
GF2: "Yeah I was, but now I'm nervous."
GF1: "Sounds like Lesbian's Gambit."

by rurururururururururu July 16, 2021


loser's gambit

Loser's gambit is often associated with gambling in casinos, however, it can be applied to competitive online games as well, along with difficult games; whereas a player is on a losing streak, and overall having a bad time, so they feel obligated to play matches/get killed in game until winning.

Not to be confused with regular "try and try again" philosophy, as having a loser's gambit is often after being tilted (aka raging) and losing one's composure.

Example 1:
Player:"Man, I could've sworn i won that last game i played before i went to bed!"
Player's Friend:"Dude, you were having a loser's gambit and played until 3am, that's not healthy or normal..."

Example 2:
Player: "phew, glad i took time to untilt and come back to that boss later, otherwise i would've lost it."
Player's Friend:"yeah, haha, would've been a loser's gambit if you did."

by Feeler Peeler July 6, 2023


Walsh Gambit

A move in chess, where you hang a major piece and then come up with an excuse like having dinner or needing to take the dog out for a walk.

liam: he just hung his queen?
ben: no, i just played the infamous walsh gambit

by yunghannah March 10, 2021


Denkoci’s gambit

Trying to pick up mulltiple women at the same time, whilst failling at doing so. A selfish act of overconfidance, generally despised by the other men.

Man, why is Jake trying to get numbers from 2 girls at once?
Yeah dude ho is totally doying the Denkoci’s gambit, what a wanker

by Robotapoldohoda April 28, 2022


Réti Opening: Tennison Gambit, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation

A simple yet effective chess trap that players of any rating will be guaranteed to fall for. With the founder GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh, here are steps to ensure you are in a winning position:

We will start with a standard opening, king's pawn to e4. Black responds with the Scandivanian Defense, queen's pawn to d5. This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him. We will play knight to f3. Black responds by capturing our pawn, attacking our knight. Now we will move our knight to g5, saving the piece and attacking black's pawn. To defend the hanging pawn, black plays knight to f6, bringing the piece into a more active square. We will move our pawn to d3. Black is already ahead in material, and so they will accept the sacrifice. Now we can develop our bishop by capturing the pawn on d3. Black plays pawn to h6, attacking the knight. What we will do next is move the knight to f7, forking the rook and queen. Black has no options except to capture the knight and leave it in an exposed position. We can move the bishop to g6 to check black. Black cannot retreat his king because the bishop is now attacking this entire corridor. Black once again has no other choice but to capture with their king. Black's queen is now exposed after we sacrificed a knight and bishop. The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 «Topol-M» cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces.

GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh used the Réti Opening: Tennison Gambit, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation against Magnus Carlsen, instantly decimating his chances of winning the World Blitz Chess Championship.

by uh0ajd0h0h0haja0shd0hsdh0ah0ah March 27, 2023