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The name of a mystical lizard in southern Illinois. Typically found playing Xbox in his room. Or saving people 15% or more on car insurance.
-Have you seen Gecko Stecko lately?
-Nah bro he’s been saving people 15% or more on car insurance.
-Fair.
You’re fucking a bird against a wall, and unexpectedly pull out and ram it in her ass, which in turn, shocks her, and her hands climb the wall like a gecko uncontrollably
“Fucken gave her the gecko, she climbed halfway up the wall, completely caught her off guard”
When having sex with a girl against a wall and you say very casually that you have aids
Jack "hey can i tell you something"
Emma "What?"
Jack "I have aids"
Emma "YELP"* trying to get away but there was wall behind me
Jack "ha yelping gecko"
In the Ancient Times, Hawaiians referred Midgets as “Hawaiian Gecko’s”.
“God damn bro you see that Midget”?
“Bro we’re in Hawaii that’s a Hawaiian Gecko”.
A safe place for your sentient geckos from Zara employees and tech extremists
The gecko sanctuary was bombarded by Khrysos (leader of tech extremists)
This sounds strange but this is appreciation to my best friend. She is unique and not like anyone else. She knows how to make me laugh which is a good quality. Gracie is slightly awkward and that's ok. This girl is very picky which is a good quality, and her emotions run deep like an emotions. She is truly a Amazon friend. She becomes self conscious which she should not do because she Is perfect the way she is no homo. I'm so glad I met this person. Gracie you are an amazing friend, you don't have an facial hair, and your perfect the way you are no homo. Love you again NO HOMO. your going to do great things
Gracie the Gecko is the bestest friend
Where you cum on her back and throw her against a wall.
Person 1: I gave my girlfriend the NASTIEST sticky gecko last night.
Person 2: I love to do the sticky gecko!