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The Gentlemens Cupcake

When two gentlemen agree to fart into each other’s hands and smell them at the same time.

“Oh my god, those two guys are performing The Gentlemens Cupcake. They must be brothers.”

gentlemen’s cupcake

by The Gentle Cupckae May 22, 2024


Gentlemen's Creme

Gentlemen's Creme is the creme women get when they are taken out by a prosperous man and have several drinks on his expense. The dessert of this evening is called Gentlemen's cream.

David took Felicitas out on a fancy date tonight and he gave her his gentlemen's creme in the end!

by Tyrijon June 5, 2019


Gentlemen Point

The term that means to give a point to a gentlemen when he does something nice for someone. Points can be given out and taken away.

J: Selena he opened the door for you!
S: Gentlemen Point

by okokokokokokoko October 11, 2012


Gentlemen's Ambition

The instinctual human desire to immediately drink another ice cold beer upon completion of an ice cold beer.

"It is very difficult to control my gentlemen's ambition."

"My wife hates my gentlemen's ambition."

"Concealing my gentlemen's ambition becomes more difficult and tiresome each passing day."

"Nothing better than indulging in a little gentlemen's ambition alone in my garage while listening to my favorite Daughtry album."

by Ambitious Gentleman March 15, 2024


gentlemen never sail to windward

"nice-guys don't go for anal"

Chantal: I thought gentlemen never sail to windward.
Rodriguez: I'm no gentleman, baby.

by Carl Figleaf August 15, 2022


a gentlemens week

A week grace period before dumping her after she has either a) taken you on holiday or b) bought you a nice gift. After this you have no obligation to her.

Boy: I think we should see other people
Girl: Really? After I have just taken you to France last week.
Boy: To be fair, you did have a gentlemens week afterwards because you took me to france. I don't owe you anything

by beenbaba March 21, 2014


Dirty gentlemen

A disgusting cocktail that’s only consumed by the most elite among us.

Red Bull & top shelf gin

Joey had 4 dirty gentlemen last night and slept with your mother

by tonytim January 26, 2020