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sperm germ

A sexually transmitted disease that is carried, delivered, or spread by the male species. (Examples; HIV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea)

Suzy: My vagina is very itchy and it hurts.
Jane: Is it a yeast infection?
Suzy: I met Bob at last weeks rave. We had sex twice, but I think he gave me a SPERM GERM.
Jane: Oh no! You better see a doctor.

by MuscleNuts November 30, 2012


Home germs

The germs in your home, the ones you are well acquainted with.

Get your hands off your mouth you'll spread the Corona! Nah I won't these are my home germs I'm using.

by Chaosoftime10 March 18, 2020


Fluffy germs

Used when the woman during anal secretes a semi/fluid excrement while the male is humping her, the fluid starts bubbling as a result.

"Damn bro, I fucked her and I didn't even realize I gave her fluffy germs"

by bababoeey August 1, 2021


Fluffy germs

The phrase used to define a lady's anus when doing anal intercourse when she shat liquid poo while the man kept thrusting into it, thus forming Fluffy Germs

I didn't realize I gave her the Fluffy Germs

by bababoeey August 5, 2021


a Germ-X Percent

A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.

Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”

I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.

by BQ Atkin November 2, 2022


The Germ Effect

When trying to call attention to the flaws of an opponent only to have your own flaws "outed" as a result of personal digging. Similar to the Streisand Effect in the legal community, the Germ Effect calls attention to yourself in an unwanted and unanticipated fashion. The phrase is derived from the great "2011 Yahoo Fantasy Football thread between 'Coach Germ' and 'Teddy Ruxpin.'"

Coach Germ tried to give me shit me for my 17th round pick, but upon taking a look at his team, his antics had "The Germ Effect" when it was discovered that he has 3 #4 wide receivers and 3 running backs who are time-shares.

by Chubby Ruxpin August 29, 2011