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Something most guys are lucky to have.
Girl: Aw, do you have a girlfriend?
Guy2: Yes man, isn't she a hot piece of ass?
Girl: How did you get a girlfriend? You must be lucky.
15👍 20👎
Nobody has ever meet her nor will they ever because she goes to a different school.
Guy 1: hey I got a new girlfriend.
Guy 2: nice, who?
Guy 1: you wouldn’t know her she goes to a different school.
3👍 2👎
A sex toy made out of flesh. Requires heavy maintenance beyond the capabilities of most nerds and/or geeks. Soon to become obsolete with the invention of low-cost virtual reality.
Engineer: You will have to dump you girlfriend soon!
49👍 90👎
Theoretically, a fairly reliable source of gash, among other things.
"I need a fucking girlfriend."
30👍 52👎
a evil girl that's taking hold your balls and wont doubt to tighten if, in her way of thinking sees that you make a mistake.
Friend: Hey, we are going to **** disco tonight,you are coming, dont you?
Boyfriend: I dont know, man. My girlfriend really hates when I go out, she thinks I just will want to get laid
21👍 34👎
Someone who doesn't let you like a picture of another hot girl on Instagram.
Guy: Ooh that girl deserves a double tap!
Girlfriend: WHAT THE HELL!!! WE NEED TO BREAK UP!!!
2👍 1👎