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Global Warming

If you don’t believe in it, watch a video about Kiribati or Tuvalu or the Maldives. Rising seas are driving people out of their beloved countries. Soon, Florida and most of the US coast will go under. It’s not political, it’s a real problem. This is coming from a conservative, by the way.

Global warming is going to destroy humanity, society needs to get our head out of our ass and do something.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


global test

a rational and objective protection measure, first proposed in these terms by the Democratic challenger,John Kerry, in the 2004 Presidential election. The test involves ensuring the safety and protection of all Americans throughout the world, including the safety of America's all volunteer army. It is designed to weigh the support of the developed international community on American actions and is only to be ignored if grossly abused, or in extreme urgency. To date, the administration of George W. Bush, once appointed and once elected to the U.S. Presidency, has ignored the implementation of the test.

Had America continued to allow United Nations officials to work, and conducted a global test of the threat Saddam Hussein posed, no American lives would have been utterly wasted in Iraq. Lives we can never get back, that ended pointlessly, all because the global test was not enacted.

by R. Chase Razabdouski November 3, 2004

47πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


global boy

A name used for an auto tuner from Atlanta

Hey have you listened to that new auto tuned song Global Boy put out?

by WheresBomplex August 9, 2021

17πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Global Test

1. A test given to the US, but rigged by France, Germany and Russia, because they were being bribed by Iraq with money from the the Food for Oil Scandal. 1. Requirement that the US put the UN in charge of it's safety and it's troops 2. Term used by the a looser. 3. Proof that the majority of those who vote in a blue state have no nutz.

I didn't pass the global test so me and England, Australia, Poland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Japan and some other roughnecks went out and fucked up Hussein. Spain and Belgium pussied out in the middle of it. They still cool though.

by Evull-E November 4, 2004

44πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


global belly

Diarrhea from food poisoning contracted during international travel, especially by western tourists in developing nations. Synonyms: Delhi Belly or Montezuma's revenge.

Kim's foodie tour around the world was spoiled by a bad case of global belly at her first destination.

by EastCoaster95 May 28, 2019


We global

We out here (livin, vibin, etc.)

It’s live

*at a party having a good time* β€œAyo we global in dis jawn”

by Weglobal May 3, 2022


Global Dreamer

A hard worker, a visionary, a very dedicated person or a group of people who are not afraid to dream, willing to run faster and faster to achieve their vision. Visionaries who act in their local area, without ever forgetting to think globally.

"I am a GLOBAL DREAMER."

"He is not afraid to dream, he is truly a GLOBAL DREAMER."

"He acts locally, but thinking about the global. A true GLOBAL DREAMER."

by globaldreamer-lbf January 18, 2023