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Knobly Gobbly

n. v. To get head, to be fellashed.

Literally, to have one's knob gobbled.

syn. Blow job, head, fellatio, deepthroat, blumpkin, beej

Dude 1: Saw you take that girl to your room. Did you skewer that broad?
Dude 2: Nah, bad timing... got a knobly gobbly tho!
Dude 3: Noice!!!!

by Ser Gobbles January 18, 2012


Dundee Gobble

Notorious act of violently head butting a victim unconscious and then giving them a blowjob whilst they’re out cold. Particularly popular method of assault in Dundee, Scotland.

Person 1: “Ya see Wee Big Clossie last night? the raj bastard was laying into some shower ay shit that was gettin’ cheeky with him”
Person 2: “Aye, was fuckin mortal man. He noshed the cunt off with a right good Dundee Gobble”

by ScotsExposed July 26, 2018


gobble throat

Is a male or female that can take anything and any size meaning there is no such thing as to big to shove down their throat. He/she is upset when a guy has a small dick because there throat is so large

Dude your dick is to small she has a gobble throat

by Super fagalicious January 23, 2017


pussy gobble

When your pussy pops open to hard and it gobbles @robin and lyndsi

One day my pussy gobbled so hard I cryed

by Robin_kys August 9, 2017


schlong gobbled

Eager to provide oral service to a cock(s).

Not stopping until all parties involved are satisfied

I sure schlong gobbled that redneck cowboy last night.

by Throbbin_Rob November 9, 2019


Gobble Smackle

A slang word for a penis.

"He slid his Gobble Smackle in slowly."

by vixqan May 22, 2023


gobble hobble

when your'e late for work but your'e getting a blowjob so you hobble while she gobbles to get your clothes on

goddammit .watermelondrea wouldnt stop gobble hobbling me this morning

teacher: why are you late?
you: my girlfriend gave me a gobble hobble this morning sorry:(

by BARBECUESAUCEONMYTITTIES January 5, 2018