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Any facial coloring that is caused by wearing ski goggles which cause the skin around the eyes to remain pale. Although called a goggle tan, it is just as often caused by frostbite or windburn.
My goggle tan was a source of pride until prom night.
1. The condition where a weary and lonely business traveler sleeps with a woman he meets at a hotel bar.
2. The phenomenon where you sleep with a co-worker on a trip because you're out-of-town, jetlagged, and a little drunk from your business dinner.
"After five days on the road in three hotels, it was late and she seemed attractive enough. I woke up and realized, oh yeah, I was wearing my road goggles."
"She's not much to look at, but there wasn't much happening at the Hampton Inn on a Tuesday night, dude."
"Our flight was cancelled and we had dinner at the airport TGIFridays. After a plate of wings and two beers, it made sense to hook up."
Large, 70's inspired tinted glasses for men and women that have become ubiquitous in naughties popular culture.
"If I see one more person wearing glamour goggles i'm going to inflict some random soft tissue damage".
When you want to breakup with someone, but you start to remember all of the good memories you shared, and you think breaking up with them is not the best idea, even when it is.
Rob: I'm gonna break up with Jane.
Tahlia: That's a good idea.
*Later*
Rob: I don't think I'll break up with her, we've had so many good times together.
Tahlia: She's cheating on you, and she treats you like crap.
Rob: Yeah, but still..
Tahlia: Omg, you so have breakup goggles.
When you go to teabag someone but rethink and put your cum carriers onto the other persons eye sockets
Alec total gave me bat goggles when I was sleeping
When you are surrounded by guys in class all day and as a result every female is much more attractive than usual.
"Dude she is at least an 8."
"No man she's definitely a six."
"You're right, I just got out of Engineering 270. I must be feeling the effects of Purdue Goggles."
If you say that someone is wearing Jesus goggles, you mean that that person has been so on fire for God that they think someone is more sexually attractive because they too have the same level of passion for Jesus instilled in their heart:
"How did you manage to get such a beautiful girlfriend when you look how you do?"
"Brah pls- Jesus is my wingman"
""Why is she dating him, he ain't fly"
"Ahh man homie, she must have her jesus goggles on tiggggghhhtttt"
"Ahmen to that"
"Mmmmhmmm"