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"I'm gonna cum!" is what a lot of guys shout just before they reach the point of no return and blow their load.
Matt always shouts "I'm gonna cum!" just before he fills my mouth with my cocksucker's reward!
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What people say when caught in the act of doing something ludicrously stupid or otherwise wack.
It implies that the criticism their acts receive is due not to their own stupidity and naffness, but instead to some unexplained enmity on the part of whoever points it out.
Cornell is walking along the street with a set of clunky gold caps on his teeth, rendering himself almost unable to speak.
Bystander: What the fuck is that idiot doing with those pieces of metal in his mouth?
Cornell: Haters gonna hate
Bystander: Wait - now your trousers have fallen down completely!
Cornell: Haters gonna hate, fule, haters gonna hate
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When a hippie is into weird elitist things and tries to boast about it to everyone around them. If you don't comply, you are a piece of shit.
Guy: Did what's her face tell you that you need to only buy apple products and only eat raw plants otherwise, you will get cancer?
Girl: Yea, that elitist bitch and all her apple products can go fuck off.
Guy: She will never change, hipsters gonna hip.
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Used by higher-ups in a company to sound like a threat to a persons employment. Anyone who actually uses this phrase is insecure with their amount of power and actually incapable of firing anyone.
Those TPS reports still aren't done. Heads are going to roll at the 2pm meeting.
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I'm about to try and flirt with you or try and talk to you
Example: girl:yea we just broke up
Boy:awe for real well I'm gonna get on
A common retort utilized against white knights. Refers to the fact that WKs self-flogging tendencies come from a desperation to recieve female attention.
WK: Im sorry, mlady. All men truly are terrible and i hate being male so much. But i will stay strong and protect you against men, who are evil monstrosities looking to violate the innocent, pure and perfect women of the world.
Guy: She's not gonna see this, bro.