A euphemism for doing drugs; mainly marijuana. Originated from a tweet made on may 21st 2023 by daily_luigi of artwork consisting of luigi attacking a ghost from the Luigi's mansion series called a "Goob".
Person 1: "bro what's he up to right now?"
Person 2: "Don't bother him, he's slamming a Goob in the shed."
Person 1: "I just slammed a Goob this morning."
An uncut penis. Often attached to and English guy but many older generation Americans have them as well.
"Ian has a goob in a tube,he wasn't circumcised"
Two hardcore kids with the name of Tanner, and Matthew. The makers of the goob.
Goob Squad- Being in the group of Tanner, and Matthew.
is a person who will stare at any women's breast at any given time... and begin to drewl.....
you must stare at the titt....
you must drewl over the titt...
and most important you must make a life style of this habitt and always do it where ever you go.... so goob over ever boob you gobler...... solo
Aaron is such a "goob gobler".... look at him drewl, while staring at all these titts.....
When the one who is giving oral sex snorts and spits mucus onto the genitals of the receiver in place of spit or lube.
Damn, that girl last night used the goob lube on me. It was disgusting at first but it turned out not too bad!
Someone who just doesn't give a fuck what the establishment or authority or the current narrative has to say, and sticks to middle fingers up in the air while walking away Proudly.
Are you a GooB too?
Goobs Unite!
Man, Look at that guy! He just gave the them two middle fingers and walked away like he didn't give a crap what they had to say. Wow he is such a GooB! How do I become like that?
GOOB is the philosophy that Grande Omega is of more importance than Women
Grande Omega Over Bitches.
John: Yo Steve, you wanna party tonight?
Steve: No man, I'm GOOB. Gotta finish chapter 4 first.
John: Yo Steve, you wanna party tonight?
Steve: No man, I'm GOOB. Gotta finish chapter 4 first.