a naively foolish husckster, usually marked by big eyes and skinny legs
"With his large, glasses adorned eyes, Billy was surely a goober."
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when a man "raw dogs" it in the vagina of a woman and if he doesn't get a load off then he takes it out of the vagina and reinserts it in the rectumj for a second try all while not wearing a condom so when he finally gets the deed done and exits both holes his johnson resembles the inside of a jar of goober
I've been receiving mad goobers since practicing on my dog.
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a person who has no life and has no friends
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A person who can be filed under one of the following catargories.
1. Is annoying beyond belief.
2. Seems to ask you to do something at the most inappropriate time.
3. Is also considered a Gumby or Gimp.
1) Robert - "Did you see Simona try to
tell Billy what to do?"
John - "Yeah, What a Goober!"
2) Martin - "Where the hell is Goober?"
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