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government

An evil cult of Deists,Pagans and atheists who owned slaves,slaughtered the Indians and stole their land,started the KKK and blamed everything on Christianity because they all hate Christianity because it's the truth.And so they've taught you selective history and crammed their twisted Darwinian beilefs and Big Bang bullshit theories down your throat while lying their asses off to you getting you to loathe Christianity by doing every evil in it's name when they really secretly loathe it for it's good values.

Selective history,lies,distorting the truth.What more could you expect from a bunch of scumbags who are of the same cultist belief system as Adolf Hitler?

by smoka phat blunt if ya love the truth December 14, 2004

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government

An excess amount of information about a person.

Bob: Her middle name is Alysha
Bill: Yo, why you givin' out all her government like that.

by Alex Howard May 8, 2006

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Government

Government is when one man decides that he needs to control the crazy unpredictable animals called people. So he gets some followers, makes rules. If you dont follow them, he has people beat you up and lock you in a cage for a few years. (AKA Policemen)

You better watch out, Im with the Government!

by QueensrycheFan666 July 29, 2011

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Government

A necessary evil. What America needs less of. A group of blood-thirsty vampires with an unquenchable thirst for more power. It was originally established to create a judicial system, to collect taxes and declare war, but has grossly over stepped its bounds. The GOV in America is not for the citizens anymore. It is not run by the lawmakers themselves but by lobbyists and special interest. The GOV has gotten so big that it wants to control what you do in your bedroom, what you do with your body, has invaded your home, has invaded your car, has even invaded professional sports. It wants to control EVERY aspect of your life. It is filled with corporate fatcats and lobbysists who give money to Congress for their special interest. It doesnt protect the little guy and the citizens anymore, but only looks out for its rich friends. The GOV cares more about pork (not the Presidential intern type) than it does about solving real issues.

The government sucks and is useless, filled with old, rich, white guys with little minds and even littler monkeys.

by krock1dk@yahoo.com February 2, 2008

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government

people who pass unconstitutional laws that rape my rights like the assholes who invented property tax. No one has actually owned property in 100 years! If you don't pay your property tax (rent to assholes in washington) the government assholes take your property away, sell it to other assholes, and do something gay with the money. traitors and assholes alike!

the government assholes who invented property tax are those fucking socialists the same assholes who gave us "temporary" income tax, fucking welfare, and allowed assholes in banks to invent money to lend but keep the real money profits. bank assholes who mismanage the imaginary money spread the loss around to people with jobs or assets and pocket the real money again. treasonous assholes.

by Execute Treasonous Assholes June 27, 2011

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government

A tool used to take advantage of the masses.

Thanks to the government, large corporations can walk all over the population!

by Chairman Lao April 28, 2010

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Government

It can come in all types,
Communism, Fascism or just your normal average government... either way however none of them are really what they say they are or what they are "supposed" to be.
All of them are meant to "somehow" help the country and people, ESPECIALLY the people. They SHOULD be helping the people, however they do not.

In fact they are actually if anything for themselves but most importantly they are for the corporations. (Wal-Mart i'm talking about you.)
They end up using most of the money that you pay them through taxes to support corporations. Its an endless circle fueled by greed. The government just doesn't seem to care... and... when did they anyway?

The Government is full of greedy ass holes who don't even care about the people anymore but instead about making sure big companies are still funding them.

by The Angry Girl October 23, 2010

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