killa-gram

25 grams.
Because everyone knows killas do 25 to life.
Used in designer drug measurements.

Yo, dawg, my day doesn't even start until I get my killa-gram bump.

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Gram's Method

A method of staining bacteria treated with a solution of iodine, potassium iodine, and water.

"We used the Gram's Method for this."

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Gram town

The areas of any city or municipality where drugs can be purchased on the street easily and notoriously.

Let's head out to Gram Town, I'm almost out of condiments.

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shit-o-gram

1) An email received, proving to you that yes, things COULD be worse.

2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse

3) A customer complaint of any description

I complained to the boss about losing the coffee break, so he sent me a shit-o-gram.

I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.

7 gram rocks

Something that Charlie Sheen bangs when he is not banging hookers. Sometimes he bangs 7 gram rocks and hookers simultaneously. Apparently it is enough cocaine to kill two and a half men.

I was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing 'em, cause that's how I roll.

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seven gram rock

What Charlie Sheen bangs and finishes everyday. Because that's how he rolls.

C-Sheen: How many grams is that rock?

Rock Supplier: 3.5.

C-Sheen: Give me two of those.

Rock Supplier: Okay man, if that's how you roll.

C-Sheen: That's how I roll.

And then Charlie banged out that seven gram rock.

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ins-troll-gram

The act of disseminating false, misleading or contrived Instagram messages in order to ascertain possible security intrusion or confirm suspected account surveillance.

*Yo! I just scored me some dank gas. *Wanna try it?
✓But you don't do drugs, bro..
*(Yeah, I know. That was an ins-troll-gram...I think my account has been compromised).

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