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granny grabber

A male, usually younger, who enjoys picking up, dating, and/or having sexual relations with women in their late 40's and up.

Look at him hitting on that MILF - he's such a granny grabber.

by Michael Lark August 14, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Granny Peddling

When a male hangs out with grannies at nursing homes (often under the disguise as one of those volunteers who go to nursing homes to cheer people up) just to screw them when noone else is around (often times the older women really love it or are too out of it to really care).

"Josh, if you're that horny, just go to the nursing home and granny peddle for a bit."

by Sly Nipples February 24, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


granny gear

An extremely low first gear in a four-speed truck transmission. It is used for climbing steep hills, for moving slowly over bad terrain, or for driving slowly.

We drove to the top of Mount Bross (14,172 feet) in granny gear.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

313๐Ÿ‘ 153๐Ÿ‘Ž


granny gear

The smallest of a triple front chainring set. Called a granny ring because, like granny, it doesn't have many teeth.

You may have to drop it down to granny gear for this steep pinch.

by Duncan Withers July 23, 2008

66๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


granny humper

a younger male usually in his 20's or 30's who likes to engage in sexual intercourse with older women, most likely women over age 50.

"Derek you're a granny humper that chick you banged from the bar last night was 55 years old!

by T_Cool March 2, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Granny Launch

The term refering to the moment an elderly lady, clutching her handbag, gets up from the safety of her bus seat the exact moment the bus driver hits the brakes launching the off-balanced woman down the bus aisle in a straight line akin to an F-18 taking off the deck of an aircraft carrier. There is a noticable whoosh if you're listening. Laughing is discouraged but understandable.

Dude! While taking the bus down 5th this morning a bike courier cut us off causing the driver to granny launch this woman the whole lenght of the bus.

Was she okay?

I don't know. The door openend just as she flew by the driver then she was gone.

by elviswhite May 23, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Granny-Shagger

British term for a young man who likes to have sex with older women. Usually a woman old enough to be his Mother or Grandmother.

"Jeremy, you're 19, and you're girlfriend is 52. You are nothing but a granny-shagger."

by Terrific2 March 5, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž