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n. A person who gripes about Christmas coming too early when stores put up their Christmas merchandise or radio stations play holiday tunes prior to Thanksgiving Day.
Also, a person who criticizes or whines about anything at all that is related to the things we lovers of Christmas enjoy. (Holiday music, Christmas parties, tacky sweaters, Christmas shopping, etc.)
See also, grinchhole
Veteran's Day is my favorite holiday because I always use the day off to put up my Christmas decorations. Yes, it's early, so what? Suck it, Grinch-holes.
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(n): A woman with breasts ranging from very small to nearly invisible; to assume one's "tits" were "stolen", i.e. by the Grinch.
That girl has Grinch Tits
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A modification of the "Dirty Santa" gift exchange which entails picking a number and getting to steal someone's gift. The "Dirty Grinch" works the same way but you're allowed to add insult to injury by stealing the gift AND performing a Dirty Sanchez as you depart. Thereby leaving the victim with a shat mustache, no gift and green with envy.
My office had a Christmas Party and a Dirty Grinch gift exchange. I stole Sheila's gift and left her with a dirty sanchez but just like when the Grinch's heart grew three sizes that day, I paid homage by using 3 fingers. She was green with envy as I enjoyed the gift of a Jack Daniels in a pewter-studded flask.
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(noun) a musical created by three box office attendants that will knock your socks off.
Narrated by Jim Carrey
(based off the Jim Carrey film, not Benedict Cumberbatch, no Benny C.)
"expect to laugh, cry, and sing along to The Grinch, THE MUSICAL!"
It refers to the length of a very specific part of the male anatomy.
(Hint: It means you have a little dick)
Girl: Aww, so cute!
Guy: What are you talking about?
Girl: The widdle inch grinch!
Guy: You haven't seen anything yet...
Girl: I agree completely. I'm leaving.
The condition of being a skinny fat guy, also known as pregnant pencil. Skinny arms and legs with a big gut, like the well-known Dr. Seuss character.
Dude A: "Check out that skinny fat guy, looks like a pregnant pencil.
Dude B: "Holy shit, that dude's all grinched out!"
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Usually referring to marijuana residue; when removed from a marijuana smoking apparatus and collected in large amounts, usually to be smoked or put on toast.
Person 1: "Bummer dude, it's 4:20 and we're all out of weed!"
Person 2: "It's alright dude, we'll just hit the grinch sauce."
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