Holy Moly Guacamole Ravioli

Superlative usage of the expression Holy Moly.
May only be spoken/written by supreme members with a doctorate.

Dr. Phil: Holy Moly Guacamole Ravioli! I demolished Danielle Bregoli the other day.

Obama: Lmao

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Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000

A flavor of the powdered energy drink GG, particularly one of a partner of GG TheRussainBadger who has named it "the official drink of shitposting".

Yo I'm on that Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 shits bangin.

Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole

1) The most extreme expression of amazement. A step up from Holy frijole.

2) Sainted beans accompanied by a side of an avocado paste mixed with onion and spices.

1)
Melissa: I just won a billion dollars, and look, there's a flying monkey!
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole!

2)
Waiter: What can I get you?
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole.
Waiter: Right away sir.

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guacamole nigga refrigerator penis

The first word that was invented. Has lot's of religious meanings behind it but there are not so many people left that understands the meaning. You're only alowed to use the word in sexcaves and at disneypark.

Phil Swift named his son after the powerful word.

Mom : U gay nigga?
Son : No G U A C A M O L E N I G G A R E F R I G E R A T O R P E N I S

Mom : im so sorry son, i will never ask u something like that ever again, wanna fuck?
Son : I mean.... we are in alabama so why not
Dog : guacamole nigga refrigerator penis

Guacamole Fruit Roll Up

A guacamole fruit roll up, or guac roll up for short is when a guy eats shitty food then vomits it out into the vagina or rectum of a girl and is penetrated by a penis, dildo, vibrator, or hand

Last night after I went out with her and got Taco Bell and I vomited so instead of giving her a hand job her a guacamole fruit roll up in her vagina and fucked her.

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Guacamole Fudge Sticks

1)A random food that tastes absolutely gross even though no has tried it.
2)A random saying made in 4th hour Physical Science

GUACAMOLE FUDGE STICKS!!!!

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Guacamole Pepper Blue Pikachu

A Guacamole Pepper Blue Pikachu is where you put Guacamole and Pepper on your penis, And inject it into the girl's anus while also doing a Blue Pikachu.

Yo, I heard Tracy got Guacamole Pepper Blue Pikachu-ed.

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