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Guided muscle

a penis

"Oooh look! Here comes a guided muscle to blast you into maternity..."

by IvorBiggunFan March 22, 2024


Guide-dyke

Commonly mistaken for guydyke, a guide-dyke is the dyke who guides a woman out of her heterosexuality and into the comforting embrace of lesbianism.

Hi, my name is Sharon and I'll be your guide-dyke for the evening.

My first girlfriend's name was Elizabeth, and she was the best guide-dyke I could have asked for!

I wouldn't have ever known I was a lesbian if it wasn't for my guide-dyke, Cara.

by GarageTeamFagHag November 7, 2015


Children buying guide

Sure, I'd be happy to explain how to buy chicken from a store as a teacher!

1. Determine what type of chicken you need: Before heading to the store, decide what type of chicken you want to buy. Do you need a whole chicken, chicken breasts, chicken legs, or another type of chicken product? This will help you navigate the store more efficiently.

2. Choose a reputable store: Look for a store that sells high-quality chicken products. A good quality store will have fresh chicken that is properly stored and displayed.

3. Examine the chicken: When you find the chicken you want to buy, examine it closely. Check the expiration date to ensure it is still fresh. Look for any signs of discoloration, such as brown spots or an off odor, which are indications of spoilage. Also, examine the packaging to ensure that it is properly sealed and has not been damaged.

4. Choose the right amount: Decide how much chicken you need. If you are buying a whole chicken, consider the size and weight of the bird. If you are buying individual chicken parts, think about how many people you will be serving and how much each person will eat.

5. Consider the price: Look at the price of the chicken to make sure it is within your budget. You may want to compare prices between different stores to find the best deal.

Use your children buying guide to find a suitable wifed

by Cody5050 May 21, 2023


Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 27, 2021


Guided Breast Grab

Where a female takes someone's hand/and or hands and puts them on her breast

Guy 1: Hey dude, my girlfriend just took my hand and made me grab her tits
Guy 2: She did what?
Guy 1: She took my hand and put it on her tits
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, she guided breast grabbed you

by Just_Some_Random_Definer August 26, 2022


tall guides

The world's fastest growing magazine for tall women with community at the heart of all it does. Backed by a global tall community, Tall Guides hosts events for tall women around the world.

1. I felt like I was the only tall girl in the world until I discovered Tall Guides
2, It is hard to love being different until you find a place where you're the same. I'm a tall woman and for me, Tall Guides was that place
3. Tall Guides is the only place where I truly feel like I fit in

by Spnash October 8, 2017


rightly guided

1.English meaning of name Rasheed

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Rightly guided to give guidance rightly not wrongly if you are wrongly guiding me please start righteously guiding. Or I won't want to go I don't follow but b can beside

by Ms.irie as fcuk September 30, 2022