Gone Guru

The state of someone who has joined a cult , "alternative lifestyle" group, or some other transparent scam aimed at absolute morons, then tries to sell crap to anyone they can.

Applies especially to Homeopathy remedies and bizarre vegan diets. Will likely attack actual medicine.

"What the fuck? Why is this dumb bitch I barely knew in high school trying to sell me healing oils?"

"Rachael? Yeah, she's Gone Guru."

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Guru Sex Wizard

An individual who is extremley proficient at tripping on psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, and other psychodelics while having an orgy for the entire trip causing everyone else to orgasm as frequently as possible.

Yeah the other day I went to an orgy and the Guru Sex Wizard was there, I came for 10 hours straight after he took 2,000ug of LSD.

Land Transport Guru

A group of racist and bigotry group that supports far right conspiracy theories.

Is Donovan a Land Transport Guru?

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Game-time Guru

An individual who supplies all of the alcoholic beverages for a professional or college football game party.

Hey man! Football season is approaching super fast. So, I am going to make you the Game-time Guru this year!

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Jai Guru Deva om

It was said in the beatles song "Across the Universe". Most simple translation is:

"I give thanks to Guru Dev (heavenly teacher) om"

Om is just a sound. However a more detailed translation is:

"Jai" means "O Hail" or "Victory to"
"Guru" means "Teacher"
"Deva" means "God/Lord/Demi-God"
"om" some say is the source of all existence that comes from vibration

Note Guru Dev was a Maharishi's teacher

Jai guru deva om
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world

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jai guru deva om

From the ancient Saskrit language.

It means "Victory to God Devine", most accurately. "OM" is the vibration of the universe, with which one who meditates desires to be in tune.

Most popularly:
Jai guru deva OM
nothing's gonna change my world

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Jai Guru DevA Om

From the Famous Beatles song 'Accross the Universe'

Translation from Sandscript:

Jai translates to praise or honor.
Guru translates to teacher.
Deva translates to Godess.

Deva in 'Across the Universe' ends in A in this song. Actual translation is femine. (i.e. Goddess)
Goddess is the Divine Mother of the Universe (hence Across the Universe)

Om of course is the sound of the universe resonating all around us.

Jai Guru DevA Om
Nothing's gonna change my world.

kelly: are you a feminist now or do you still have a religion?
marcy: i'm a practicing jai guru deva om

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