Done been had

When your small brain gets fucked up, or when you're fed up with something

Jade:" Destiny, I just failed that test!"
Destiny:"OOF!!! You done been had!"

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Had a bad day

An excuse used by cowards, the morally bankrupt, and men with weak-chins to grant legal immunity.

"Did you hear about that cop that tied up that kid's hands behind his back and then slammed him face-first into the ground?"
"Oh the cop just had a bad day."
"Are you fucking serious? He used excessive force you weak-chinned mud slug."

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had her done

When you give it someone up the bum

I bet your dad had your little sister done

I had her done yesterday

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Had a Johnny moment

Trying as hard as possible to make a cohearent sentence and or being the biggest idiot possible during a given situation.

Last night Nick was flopping all over dylan's couch and babblin' like an idiot.
Yeah He Had a Johnny moment.

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Had a day/weekend

A sarcastic response for when you've had a bad time and someone asks about your day or weekend.

Probably originates from Britain where the typical response is often "Yeah it was good, you?" or something equally dismissive because every weekend is the same.

Said in a wholly sarcastic tone, with emphasis on the day/weekend.

Optional to add "alright" to after the day/weekend to be more direct.

"Did you have a good day at work honey?"
"I certainly had a day!"

"Hope you're doing well, did you have a nice weekend?"
"I had a weekend alright"

"How's it going?"
"I had a day/weekend"

That was the dream that I had.

Used to reduce the shock at the end of a story which involves a instance for which there is no proper reaction. Such as revealing an embarassing secret, or telling something to the listener that they weren't supposed to know.

Person 1: "When I was a kid, I had a uncle who touched me inappropriately."
Person 2: ".......What?"
Person 1: "W-Well, that was the dream that I had."

Boyfriend: "So I was hanging with my boys at the bar last night and-"
Girlfriend: "Bar? My mother's funeral was yesterday, and you said you couldn't get off work."
Boyfriend: "...........I mean, that was just the dream that I had."

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we had coffee

a good night of sex to keep u up.

i met kesha at the bar one night, she was pretty so i told her. she opened up about her day and we had coffee.