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When A female takes a shit in her hand and then gives her boyfriend a handjob with the shit as lube.
Guy: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a dirty handy last night!
Tall Mexican: Thats not weird!!!
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a term used to desribe some one who chronically jacks off
hey his name is jack handy at home
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This act was born in southern Indiana by a homosexual high school senior who was found preforming the "Jp Handy" at a local fish fry. The Jp Handy is the act of fisting or fingering the ass hole of your partner then removing your shit covered hand or fingers and then masterbating with this hand.
Jp Handy
(Man1) Im out of lotion.
(Man2) You can Jp handy me
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A funny little kids show on Disney. The main character, Manny, has a bunch of talking tools and he goes and...fixes stuff for people.
He's voiced by Wilmer Valderamma! Can't beat that!
I watched Handy Manny with my little cousin.
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When your feeling lonely or just want to have some fun, grab a hold of a big ole' cock off the handy cocktree. You can do many things such as giving one as a Christmas present.
Hey you wanna get f*#ked tonite? Yeah hold on, let me go get a big ole' cock off my handy cocktree!
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When spit is used as a lubricant to improve the quality of a hand job.
At first I wasn't feeling the love, but that dirty slut upgraded it to a spit handy
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