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Jayden Harper

Jayden Harper is a type of person to talk the most shit but not be able to back it up he dated an ogre and lastly can’t beat nick lehotzky in a fight

Did you see Jayden Harper in the hallways

Yea I Hurd he got the shit beat out of him by nick lehotzky

by A sane person May 13, 2020

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Stephen Harper

Stephen Harper is the name assigned to the current Prime Minister, although it is only used by people that respect him. Decent Canadian folk call him Harpo or other names with Nazi origins. He used to be part of the Reform Party (even though he was born in Toronto) and is currently the leader of their Canada-wide subsidiary, the Conservative Party. People flirted with this evil and dangerous party in the 2006 and 2008, and Harpo used this time to start picking apart his worst enemy, the Canadian social safety net. In 2011, he committed an electoral fraud even greater than that of George W. Bush in 2000. Now, Harpo is the unquestionable and fearless Supreme Ruler of Canada, with 167 true blue (and green) Reformacon MPs doing as he says.

In case you actually wanted an unbiased definition...

Stephen Harper is a Toronto native that somehow turned into an angry Westerner. In 1993, he was elected as a backbench Reform MP and created the slogan "the West wants in". He left the Hill in 1997 to become head of the National Citizens' Coalition. In 2002 he headed the Canadian Alliance and merged it with the failing Progressive Conservative Party into the modern Conservative Party. He won elections in 2006, 2008, and 2011, winning a majority government in the latter.

Using lies, schemes, cons (no pun intended), deceptions, evasion, libel, slander, and tall tales, Stephen Harper has fearlessly led Canada through our worst years since the Mulroney days. RIP democracy 1867-1984, 1993-2006.

by 084536530569569 May 13, 2011

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kory harper

A 17 year old who can't get a bj. he also douches his asshole on a rugular basis and tries to perform the clit waffle on himself!

KORY HARPER is a milf hunter. Kory chases gilf's and milf's and enjoys donkey punching himself.

by CJ BAKER February 13, 2005

7πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


harper lee

Hated by many GCSE students. The authour of To Kill A Mockingbird, and the cause of 14.7 tonnes of annotation and coursework!!

Harper Lee...here's a kick from every school child for the next 500 years!!

by emily_laura December 28, 2005

20πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


Stephen Harper

Leader of Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition in Canada's House of Commons. Member of the Privy Council. Economist. Leader of the Conservative Party of Canada.

Believes in equality for all Canadians. Believes that Canada deserves an accountable government.

Demand Better! Vote Conservative!

by pitz August 26, 2004

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matthew harper

An two timing bitch who no one wants to be around

I'm glad Matthew Harper is not my boyfriend

by Aiko1208 March 17, 2016

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Stephen Harper

The Canadian Prime Minister, and the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada.

Probably the best politician that has been in office for the last 20 years. Vote Conservative.

Stephen Harper doesn't use tax money and spend it on his friends.

by James M. June 10, 2006

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