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Materials Required:
1. Clear Plastic Trash Bag
2. Duct Tape
3. Anal Orifice
Definition: The act of duct taping a clear plastic trash bag around a person's head and anally sodomizing them until either orgasm or hyperventilation.
Steph: "Oh my god i've had such crazy sex in my life!"
Kourtney: "What happened Steph? It sounds so goddamn amazing."
Steph: "The most manliest man ever put an astronaut helmet on me last night! Lucky I orgasmed first, but either way my face would have looked just like Niel Armstrong!"
Natalie: "Wow, I want one of those!!"
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One who works on a pornographic movie set "fluffing" the penis of actors to keep them hard.
Hey, where is RTG the Helmet Jockey? Ron has a windsock effect going on!
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(noun) A person who has done or said something very stupid. Alternately, a very inconsiderate person.
"I can't believe you said that to her. You are such a fuck helmet!"
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when a man is above a women and puts his penis right in between the eyes, on the nose so it looks like the front of a spartan helmet
I cheated on Scott, so i let him give me the ol' spartan helmet
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A slang term for the head of a penis, because they look similiar; specifically German WWII (Nazi) Army and SS Helmets.
Proof that Nazi's are literally dickheads.
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The helmet you put on to protect your melon when you plan to get so stumble down shitfaced drunk that you can practically guarantee that your head will, at some point during the festivities, hit the pavement (or some other object) with enough force to seriously injure your skull if you weren't wearing it.
Pull her out of the hot-tub and find her clothes. And get her petey helmet out the truck. She's gonna need it.
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a flaccid penis laid on top of the head of another person. Particularly Mexican if part of it droops on the forehead.
I didn't like the way she cooked tonight's ravioli, so after she went to sleep I gave her a Mexican helmet
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