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Hem

A person who is a good friend. A person that you know and like (not a member of your family), and who likes you.

He is my good hem

by rishucoolbuddy November 24, 2021


Hem

He is a kind hearted person. He is alwaysready to go an extra mile for his friends. Hem is always a family person and the best husband. He is smart, good looking and is well to do when it comes to finances.

Hem is some one I can count on.

by rishucoolbuddy November 23, 2021


Hem

What is used to keep your clothes sewed. Also, a cool word that nobody knows the meaning too, so you can use it with your friends :)

Rebacca: Hem
Greg: Hem Hem
Johnny: Hem ;)
Britney: Hem Hem HEM
Jimmy: h e m

by turtleass May 8, 2019


Hem

Hem is a bad point of reference. Used in a way to express dissatisfaction, or ultimately "no".

Got hemmed up on some charges. Hem what you think. Hem that shit. You ain't bout to hem me up yo'.

by TerrorKingJakal June 28, 2021


Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024


debauch-hem

Describing an act, event, or situation involving both debauchery and mayhem.

The night was destined for debauch-hem.

by Roguist August 17, 2017


Hem Stitching

What you can say to someone with a nursing background to get them all hot and bothered.

"Check out this hem stitching, it's fantastic!"
"Pardon me, I need to change my shorts now."

by LyndonJohnsonsGhost April 15, 2010