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Nostalgic nightmare. I nevr ends with the nickels in da machine Elvis
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A regular latte but instead of creamer you use your man ranch
That customer really pissed me off, I'm gonna give her a Hidden Valley Latte
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When there is beef between two or more people but this beef is never spoken about.
There is definitely some Deep Hidden Beef between those two.
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You hide behind your couch awaiting your girlfriends/wife's arrival. When they walk in, you jump out, kick them in the knee, proceed to hover over their body and perform a Strawberry Shortcake. After that, perform an Angry dragon, T-Bag her one time, then yell "MORTAL KOMBAT!"
Me: "Bro, it was so dark."
Friend: "What?"
Me: "It was dark when I gave your girl and Alaskan Hidden TriForce!"
Friend: "Oh, haha, you wanna die?"
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A rule that states, "Whenever a test is to be curved to the highest grade a student got on it, you can be assured that the curve will be set at 100% because the hidden Asian that no one knew was in the class got a perfect score."
Person A- "that test was hard! I hope the teacher curves it!"
Person B- "it doesn't matter. Haven't you heard of the Hidden Asian Rule?!"
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When you are with a female and you decide to stick your finger in her butt then sneakily put it in her unsuspecting mouth.
Bro, I met this girl at the club last night and we hooked up. About half way through I went crazy and pulled the hidden ball trick.
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When one pushes his testicles up under the skin right above the schmekel leaving one’s sack deflated.
I improved my dick to ball ratio by simply employing the hidden ball trick.